So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Small penises have feelings too.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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