im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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