i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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