I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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