READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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