I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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