Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
false alarm. still invincible.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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