Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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