I just made out with a guy for $7.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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