Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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