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No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
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really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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