Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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