Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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