I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So much Jack, so little girl.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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