brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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