Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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