At least make sure they are 18
Why
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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