If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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