I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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