I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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