Its about making memories worth repressing
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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