I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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