i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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