ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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