Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
