Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Congratulations! We have a period
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