just tell him i said nine months
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
