would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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