if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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