Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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