Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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