would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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