I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
either way he was missing a nipple.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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