If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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