the condom got lost in my hair
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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