I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
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oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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