i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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