ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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