i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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