belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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