I heard we made out
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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