So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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