either way he was missing a nipple.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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