Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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