would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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