ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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