My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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