Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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