All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Randomize