There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
someone owes me an orgasm
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
