He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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