I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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