Midget sex pt 2 tonight
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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