have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
You left your phone here
Wait...
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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