Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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