No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
40s are totally the cure
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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