What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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