went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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