I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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