He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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