im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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