Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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